Corporate Bombs

Corporate Bombs – Kickstarter Campaign

Where office politics meet explosive fun.

 Welcome to Corporate Bombs, the hilarious card game that lets you unleash your office frustrations and blow off steam in the most explosive way possible. 

Tired of passive-aggressive emails, endless meetings, and office politics? We get it. The corporate world is a minefield.

In this hilarious game, your objective is simple: be the last player standing. Gather your friends, shuffle the deck, and take a 'Job Saver' card to protect yourself from getting 'Your Fired '

 In this fast-paced, strategic game, you'll play as employees navigating the treacherous corporate landscape, dodging 'Your Fired' cards and sabotaging your colleagues to become the last one standing. But beware, not everyone plays fair, and you'll need to use your wit and cunning to survive.

 With power cards like 'Job Saver' and 'Ass Saving', you can protect yourself from the corporate wolves.

 So, gather your office mates, grab a deck of Corporate Bombs, and prepare for an epic battle of workplace warfare. After all, in the corporate world, it's not just about survival, it's about domination.

 Are you up for the challenge? Let the games begin!

 Warning: Playing Corporate Bombs may cause uncontrollable laughter, side-splitting snorts, and spontaneous bouts of office rebellion.

Who are we?

Hi! We’re the Corporate Bombs team, a group of corporate escapees (or maybe just disgruntled employees) who collectively clocked too many hours sitting in far too many unproductive meetings.

Like many of you, we learned early on that the corporate world is a fantastic place... for generating hilarious frustrations. We spent years joking about the absurdity of office life: the endless bureaucracy, the political manoeuvring, and that sinking feeling when you realize you've been "volun-told" to lead another initiative.

That's why we created Corporate Bombs.

This game isn't just a card deck; it's a therapeutic, laugh-out-loud outlet for everyone who’s ever wanted to sabotage their cubicle neighbour or give the finger (figuratively, of course) to that one condescending Manger.

Our mission is simple: To bring genuine, explosive fun to your table. We believe that whether you're a student preparing for the 'real world' or a seasoned veteran who's seen the worst of HR, everyone deserves a chance to blow off some steam and dominate their friends in a fun, competitive battle. 

We want you to have fun, enjoy the chaos, and remember that sometimes, all you need is a Job Saver card to make it through the day.

We’re excited for you to join us in bringing this delightfully ruthless workplace to life!

Goal of the game:

The goal of the game is to be the last player remaining in the game. All players must play a card from their hand, then draw a card from the card pile. If a player receives a ‘Your Fired’ card, they are out of the game unless they have a ‘Job Saver’ card.

Warning: Corporate Bombs May Cause Side Effects

Playing Corporate Bombs may lead to increased levels of laughter, competitiveness, and backstabbing. Players may experience temporary bouts of corporate greed and a heightened desire for power.  

In rare cases, players may develop an aversion to cubicles and an uncontrollable urge to climb the corporate ladder. Despite these potential side effects, Corporate Bombs is sure to bring hours of fun and hilarity to your next game night. 

So, grab your colleagues, sharpen your corporate claws, and prepare to conquer the cutthroat world of Corporate Bombs?

What are our plans?

We know that a great game requires a great plan. Our goal is to not only successfully launch Corporate Bombs through this Kickstarter campaign but also to ensure a smooth, global delivery straight to your table!

1. Immediate Action: Funding the Mission

Our first and most critical objective is to reach our funding goal right here on Kickstarter. The funds raised will immediately be allocated to:

• Finalizing Design: Locking down the final card art, box design, and rulebook layout.
• Pre-Production: Confirming any final changes for high-quality manufacturing and the completion of the safety compliance testing.
• Placing the Initial Order: Securing the first production run that will bring Corporate Bombs to life.

2. Production & Global Logistics

Once the campaign concludes and funding is secured, we will transition into full-scale manufacturing. We have partnered with HeroTime who are a high-quality production facilities to ensure every card is durable and every box is perfect. Our commitment is to manage the logistics, customs and shipping complexities so you can focus on mastering your 'Corporate Bombs ' strategy.

3. Delivery & Domination

Our expected timeline is to move from manufacturing with HeroTime to packaging and shipping is approx. 2 months. We will provide backers with consistent, transparent updates every step of the way, from the factory floor to your front door.

By backing Corporate Bombs today, you are investing in a product that is not only ready for fun but is also backed by a detailed, scalable production and distribution strategy designed to get the game into the hands of players all over the world.

The Compensation Package: Pledge Levels

Climbing the corporate ladder has never been this easy—or this dangerous. Choosing a pledge level is like negotiating your promotion: the higher your rank, the better your perks. We’ve designed these Compensation Packages to suit everyone from the "just happy to be here" Unpaid Intern to the "I own the building" Global Acquisition team.

Corporate Bombs – Core Values

• "Let’s lean in": Get ready to do the work of three people for the salary of one.
• "Think outside the box": Please find a way to do this with $0 and no staff.
• "We have an open-door policy": You can come in and complain, but nothing will change, and I’ll remember you said it.
• "Let’s take this offline": Stop talking; you’re making me look bad in front of the team.
• "The New Normal": Everything is worse now and it’s staying that way.
• "Work-Life Balance": An ‘Out of Office’ reply is just a formal invitation for people to call your personal mobile.
• "Circle Back": I am hoping you forget you asked me this question by Tuesday.
• “I’m pivoting": I realized my first idea was a disaster and I’m hoping you won’t notice.
• "Total Transparency": We are going to tell you the bad news, but only after it’s too late for you to quit.
• "Bandwidth check": I’m about to ruin your weekend with a "quick" favour.
• "At Capacity": I am currently hiding in the bathroom to avoid more work.